1 00:00:02,064 --> 00:00:04,664 From the outset, this programme contains scenes of violence 2 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:07,464 and threats that some viewers may find distressing, 3 00:00:07,504 --> 00:00:10,424 strong language, offensive and discriminatory attitudes, 4 00:00:10,464 --> 00:00:12,384 and scenes of a sexual nature 5 00:00:12,424 --> 00:00:14,504 LOUD BANGING, WHIMPERS 6 00:00:18,584 --> 00:00:20,584 No! 7 00:00:20,624 --> 00:00:22,984 BANGING AND HAMMERING ON DOOR 8 00:00:30,744 --> 00:00:34,024 MUSIC: Ever Fallen in Love by The Buzzcocks 9 00:00:37,584 --> 00:00:39,624 Get out of my house! 10 00:00:42,624 --> 00:00:43,864 Saul? SAUL? 11 00:00:45,024 --> 00:00:46,744 I'm not standing for this. I'm calling the police, 12 00:00:46,784 --> 00:00:48,424 and I'm doing it right now! 13 00:00:48,464 --> 00:00:49,984 DIAL TONE 14 00:00:50,024 --> 00:00:51,984 OPERATOR: Emergency, which service? Police. 15 00:00:52,024 --> 00:00:53,464 OFFICER: You're through to the police. 16 00:00:53,504 --> 00:00:55,344 Can you tell me what's happened? Er, my name is Leo Struthers, 17 00:00:55,384 --> 00:00:57,744 I live at 5 Calico Road, and there's a man in my house! 18 00:00:57,784 --> 00:00:59,984 Can you describe what's happened? Are you in any danger? 19 00:01:00,024 --> 00:01:02,384 Why don't you tell them you've been texting my son? 20 00:01:02,424 --> 00:01:06,184 I'm sorry, can you tell me what's happened? Is the man still there? 21 00:01:06,224 --> 00:01:10,304 Er, sorry, it's my neighbour. I... I made a mistake. 22 00:01:10,344 --> 00:01:11,904 I-I-I gave him a key. 23 00:01:14,144 --> 00:01:15,824 His name is Clive Goss, 24 00:01:15,864 --> 00:01:18,624 7 Calico Road. Is this being recorded? 25 00:01:18,664 --> 00:01:19,904 Do you require assistance? 26 00:01:19,944 --> 00:01:22,664 No, no, it IS my neighbour, Clive Goss, 27 00:01:22,704 --> 00:01:26,664 7 Calico Road. Sorry for wasting your time. 28 00:01:29,624 --> 00:01:31,704 He's 16 years old. Did he show you that? 29 00:01:31,744 --> 00:01:33,264 It's on your computer. 30 00:01:33,304 --> 00:01:35,504 So, he doesn't know? He doesn't know that you've seen it, 31 00:01:35,544 --> 00:01:37,544 because you could fuck up his whole life? 32 00:01:37,584 --> 00:01:38,744 And you'd like to fuck him up! 33 00:01:38,784 --> 00:01:41,264 Jesus Christ! No! I would not! No! 34 00:01:41,304 --> 00:01:42,744 So, do you want me to call out your wife, and Saul? 35 00:01:42,784 --> 00:01:44,464 Do you want me to call them out here and see what you're doing? 36 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,024 Because the police have got your name and address. 37 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,184 You do so much as TOUCH me and... 38 00:01:47,224 --> 00:01:49,864 LEO'S VOICE: You can have all the wild and crazy hot sex you want, 39 00:01:49,904 --> 00:01:51,184 night after night. 40 00:01:52,744 --> 00:01:54,464 That was a mistake and I am sorry. 41 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,184 Come inside. 42 00:02:26,944 --> 00:02:28,184 I'm sorry, OK? 43 00:02:29,384 --> 00:02:30,944 I shouldn't have spoken to him. 44 00:02:32,744 --> 00:02:35,304 I was just trying to help, but I was wrong. 45 00:02:44,024 --> 00:02:46,104 OK, let me explain, OK? 46 00:02:46,144 --> 00:02:47,864 Let me tell you what happened. Have you fucked him? 47 00:02:47,904 --> 00:02:50,504 No! No, I have not! 48 00:02:54,344 --> 00:02:55,344 OK, shall we...? 49 00:03:40,944 --> 00:03:42,184 Want one? 50 00:04:15,024 --> 00:04:16,224 It was just a mistake... 51 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:21,064 ..because we were both on the apps. You know the apps I mean. 52 00:04:21,104 --> 00:04:24,384 And he's too young to be there. 53 00:04:24,424 --> 00:04:28,544 He shouldn't do that. But then HE messaged ME! 54 00:04:28,584 --> 00:04:30,984 SHOUTING: Oh, don't you...? 55 00:04:31,024 --> 00:04:33,584 You're texting him about wanking 56 00:04:33,624 --> 00:04:36,424 and cumming and anal sex. Now, what have you done to him? OK! 57 00:04:36,464 --> 00:04:38,944 OK, Clive! I'm sorry, OK? Please, don't. 58 00:04:40,624 --> 00:04:43,504 I talk to your son about sex... 59 00:04:45,104 --> 00:04:47,184 ..because he can't talk to his dad, can he? 60 00:04:48,464 --> 00:04:50,584 Can he ask you? No. 61 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,104 If he needs to pour out his heart to his father, then... 62 00:04:55,744 --> 00:04:57,064 ..you failed him, Clive. 63 00:04:58,784 --> 00:05:00,024 You failed. 64 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:05,344 How did you get his number then? 65 00:05:05,384 --> 00:05:07,904 It's on the Calico Road group chat. 66 00:05:07,944 --> 00:05:09,064 Oh, yeah. 67 00:05:10,384 --> 00:05:11,464 Have you... 68 00:05:12,744 --> 00:05:14,544 ..ever touched my son? 69 00:05:14,584 --> 00:05:16,264 Have you touched Lucy Clark? What's she got to do with it? 70 00:05:16,304 --> 00:05:18,304 Well, she's 16, she lives five doors down, have you fucked her? 71 00:05:18,344 --> 00:05:20,024 Don't be disgusting. SHOUTING: Well, then! 72 00:05:20,064 --> 00:05:24,704 YOU have both my sons being dirty on your computer. 73 00:05:24,744 --> 00:05:30,744 Here, look. Look. Right, hang on. Hang on, look. Look. 74 00:05:30,784 --> 00:05:33,624 This is for you, girls. There. You like that, do you? 75 00:05:33,664 --> 00:05:35,584 We all saw that at work, and we were laughing 76 00:05:35,624 --> 00:05:38,864 because THAT is how your son makes his money. 77 00:05:38,904 --> 00:05:40,664 He wanks off and gets paid for it, 78 00:05:40,704 --> 00:05:43,384 next door, in your house! Nothing to do with me. 79 00:05:43,424 --> 00:05:45,224 And then he posts it online. 80 00:05:45,264 --> 00:05:48,224 Maybe we should show the Calico Road group chat that, 81 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,664 because it's gonna bring the house prices down! 82 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:53,584 Or up, maybe. You think it's funny? 83 00:05:53,624 --> 00:05:55,864 Yeah, I'm laughing my fucking head off, Clive. 84 00:05:55,904 --> 00:05:58,024 Now step away and sit down. 85 00:05:59,224 --> 00:06:00,704 Step away from me. 86 00:06:03,904 --> 00:06:06,384 Don't do this to yourself, Clive. 87 00:06:06,424 --> 00:06:08,224 Never mind me. 88 00:06:08,264 --> 00:06:09,264 Just... 89 00:06:10,424 --> 00:06:11,864 ..don't do this to yourself. 90 00:06:31,904 --> 00:06:33,184 Why are you not rich? 91 00:06:35,184 --> 00:06:37,704 What? Electricians, you make a fortune. 92 00:06:37,744 --> 00:06:39,904 I asked you to fix my wiring, you're free the next day. 93 00:06:39,944 --> 00:06:42,824 You should be booked up for months. What's wrong with you? 94 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:47,944 There's a case, like a legal thing, you know. 95 00:06:47,984 --> 00:06:50,184 I didn't do anything wrong, all right? 96 00:06:50,224 --> 00:06:53,224 Oh, God, did you burn someone's house down? Like you'd know. 97 00:06:53,264 --> 00:06:54,904 Well, I'd know not to burn someone's house down. 98 00:06:54,944 --> 00:06:56,064 No, it's not that, it's just... 99 00:06:57,304 --> 00:06:58,304 ..lawyers. 100 00:07:17,584 --> 00:07:19,264 Do you know why I didn't tell the police? 101 00:07:19,304 --> 00:07:20,544 Yeah! Cos you're guilty! 102 00:07:22,864 --> 00:07:25,224 Let me tell you a story about my staff. 103 00:07:25,264 --> 00:07:28,144 You know, it's like it creeps through the walls. 104 00:07:28,184 --> 00:07:30,264 You and your thoughts and... 105 00:07:32,184 --> 00:07:35,024 I sleep ten feet away and I infect George? 106 00:07:35,064 --> 00:07:37,744 Yeah. You sleep two feet away. Why don't you infect him? 107 00:07:37,784 --> 00:07:40,344 Why isn't he stupid and straight, like you? 108 00:07:40,384 --> 00:07:41,944 Cos I don't stand a chance, do I? 109 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:45,184 You lot. 110 00:07:45,224 --> 00:07:47,744 On the telly every night, aren't you? 111 00:07:47,784 --> 00:07:50,984 You're watching something and two minutes later it's men kissing. 112 00:07:51,024 --> 00:07:52,944 And it can be anything. 113 00:07:52,984 --> 00:07:55,984 It can be, like, Dickens or policemen and you're all at it, 114 00:07:56,024 --> 00:07:57,384 and you go online 115 00:07:57,424 --> 00:07:59,304 and every other face is a man in lipstick, 116 00:07:59,344 --> 00:08:01,824 cos you are making it normal for children! 117 00:08:04,504 --> 00:08:05,984 I mean, you look at George, eh? 118 00:08:06,024 --> 00:08:08,584 I mean, you have got him. 119 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:15,584 And he was never... 120 00:08:43,184 --> 00:08:45,184 He was trouble from the start. 121 00:08:50,304 --> 00:08:51,744 When he was born, George... 122 00:08:54,224 --> 00:08:55,824 It went wrong. 123 00:08:58,784 --> 00:09:01,784 Marie had an infection. An infection of the vaginal tract. 124 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:02,984 What do you think about that, eh? 125 00:09:03,024 --> 00:09:04,944 You don't like words like that, do you? 126 00:09:06,064 --> 00:09:07,624 So, what happened? 127 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:09,344 You know, we should be rich! We could've 128 00:09:09,384 --> 00:09:11,384 sued the NHS for a fortune, but... 129 00:09:15,104 --> 00:09:16,944 ..he was sick. George. 130 00:09:18,784 --> 00:09:23,304 For days, and people were so sorry. You know, they kept saying, 131 00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:24,984 "Good luck. Fingers crossed," you know, 132 00:09:25,024 --> 00:09:26,704 "Thinking of you," and I was so... 133 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,144 ..embarrassed. Embarrassed? 134 00:09:34,264 --> 00:09:35,784 You were embarrassed? Yeah. 135 00:09:38,224 --> 00:09:40,904 You mean you were scared. I was ashamed. 136 00:09:40,944 --> 00:09:42,144 Why? 137 00:09:42,184 --> 00:09:43,784 Because he was weak. 138 00:09:46,704 --> 00:09:48,424 He was a baby. 139 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:49,864 He was mine... 140 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:52,864 ..and he got it wrong. 141 00:10:10,984 --> 00:10:12,584 I was gonna tell you a story. 142 00:10:15,944 --> 00:10:20,384 In my bar, we get drifters, 143 00:10:20,424 --> 00:10:22,024 Young people. Yeah, I bet you do. 144 00:10:24,104 --> 00:10:27,984 They come to Manchester, they escape from wherever they've come from... 145 00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:31,984 ..and they're a bit lost. 146 00:10:32,024 --> 00:10:35,064 They don't have any money and their first job is behind the bar. 147 00:10:35,104 --> 00:10:36,304 Yeah, and you lure them in. 148 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,784 So, they come and work for me. 149 00:10:39,504 --> 00:10:42,304 And all right, they're kids. Yeah, exactly. 150 00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:45,624 18, 19 and... 151 00:10:46,944 --> 00:10:47,944 ..a bit hopeless. 152 00:10:49,784 --> 00:10:53,664 And some of them are lazy and drunk and stupid, but... 153 00:10:53,704 --> 00:10:56,784 And sometimes they work for a week and I never see them again, but... 154 00:10:58,984 --> 00:11:01,504 ..sometimes they're brilliant, and funny, 155 00:11:01,544 --> 00:11:06,064 and they work really, really hard, and then during the lockdown... 156 00:11:06,104 --> 00:11:09,944 Oh, Jesus, you don't believe that shit, do you? 157 00:11:09,984 --> 00:11:12,264 They literally said it was a lie! They proved it! 158 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:15,144 True or not, it happened. 159 00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:16,864 And during that time... 160 00:11:18,784 --> 00:11:20,584 ..three of them killed themselves. 161 00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:24,104 Three of those kids. 162 00:11:25,544 --> 00:11:27,664 I know three boys who killed themselves. 163 00:11:27,704 --> 00:11:29,304 Well, good riddance. 164 00:11:32,944 --> 00:11:37,744 Three of those daft boys took their own lives, 165 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:42,024 in their tiny little bedsits, or their godawful little flats, 166 00:11:42,064 --> 00:11:46,664 they shoved down pills and drifted out of this world, because... 167 00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:50,064 ..they had nothing. 168 00:11:50,104 --> 00:11:52,784 They had no family. Do you get that? 169 00:11:52,824 --> 00:11:56,024 They were queer little kids who thought they could never go home, 170 00:11:56,064 --> 00:11:59,304 and so they sat on their own and they died. 171 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,744 One of them left a note that said... 172 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,864 .."I'm sorry I was so rubbish." 173 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,544 Do you want that to be George? 174 00:12:11,744 --> 00:12:12,984 He'd never do that. 175 00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:16,344 He's weak. 176 00:12:25,504 --> 00:12:26,624 Those boys, that's... 177 00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:30,264 That's why I tried to help. 178 00:12:30,304 --> 00:12:32,544 But I will never speak to George again, I promise, and... 179 00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:33,864 But that's not even the problem. 180 00:12:33,904 --> 00:12:36,664 The problem is YOU know he's gay, and that is the wrong way round. 181 00:12:36,704 --> 00:12:40,744 He should tell you. It's his life, it's his choice, it's his decision. 182 00:12:40,784 --> 00:12:42,624 He lives under my roof. 183 00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:45,344 He's not a dog. Will you listen to me? 184 00:12:46,424 --> 00:12:49,304 We have stolen that from him, both of us. 185 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:52,544 Me from being stupid and you from breaking into my house. 186 00:12:52,584 --> 00:12:55,944 You broke into my house! 187 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:59,144 You broke into my bloody house. 188 00:13:03,424 --> 00:13:04,864 But we've robbed him. 189 00:13:07,184 --> 00:13:10,464 And if his life goes wrong at 16, then maybe... 190 00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:15,744 ..he gets on a train, moves to London, 191 00:13:15,784 --> 00:13:18,344 gets a tiny little room, works behind a bar, 192 00:13:18,384 --> 00:13:20,864 and HE ends up leaving a note saying, 193 00:13:20,904 --> 00:13:23,984 "I'm sorry I was rubbish." Is that what you want? 194 00:13:24,024 --> 00:13:25,344 Can he grow out of it? 195 00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:30,544 You know, is it like...? Is it just a phase? 196 00:13:35,424 --> 00:13:37,024 Maybe? 197 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,504 Oh, bollocks, no, sorry! 198 00:13:40,544 --> 00:13:42,464 I've never met a phase in my life. 199 00:13:42,504 --> 00:13:46,344 He's gay, and bent, and homosexual for his entire life, 200 00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:48,984 and frankly you should put out the bunting, 201 00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:50,224 cos I'll tell you what, 202 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,744 when you are old and dribbling, Clive Goss, 203 00:13:52,784 --> 00:13:54,224 and you need someone to wipe your arse, 204 00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:55,704 it'll be your gay son who does it. 205 00:13:55,744 --> 00:13:57,744 Saul will be too busy fighting about paternity 206 00:13:57,784 --> 00:13:59,944 with his third slapper of a wife! 207 00:14:03,584 --> 00:14:05,024 God, you... 208 00:14:05,064 --> 00:14:08,664 You have got some nerve, haven't you? 209 00:14:08,704 --> 00:14:11,824 Yeah. Cos that's gay, too. 210 00:14:11,864 --> 00:14:13,264 We shine and burn... 211 00:14:14,944 --> 00:14:17,504 ..mate. It can be a phase. I know that for a fact, 212 00:14:17,544 --> 00:14:19,584 cos look at your husband. 213 00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:22,624 He lived here, and God knows we heard you through that wall. 214 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,864 You want to know where George gets his ideas from? Well, it's you. 215 00:14:26,384 --> 00:14:29,904 Cos it was very, very clear which one of you was the lady. 216 00:14:29,944 --> 00:14:32,904 We all heard you, Leo, eh, whinnying like a bitch. 217 00:14:32,944 --> 00:14:35,504 We'd sit in that house and we would cringe for you. 218 00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:37,904 And then what happens? Your beloved Curtis, 219 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,264 he finds a real woman and he runs off with her. 220 00:14:40,304 --> 00:14:41,504 Isn't that right, eh? 221 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:46,664 I suppose so. Yeah. 222 00:14:46,704 --> 00:14:49,024 So a gay man can turn back. 223 00:14:50,984 --> 00:14:53,024 OK, no. 224 00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:56,784 Well, technically... 225 00:14:56,824 --> 00:14:58,024 I... It's possible, 226 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,464 so, yeah, it's possible for George, yes. 227 00:15:00,504 --> 00:15:03,184 Yeah, yeah. I said so, didn't I? Yeah, well, you proved it. You win. 228 00:15:03,224 --> 00:15:05,584 So just leave him alone. Cos if you confront him, 229 00:15:05,624 --> 00:15:07,984 you might push him the wrong way. Or the right way. 230 00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:10,984 Oh, Jesus, Clive, I don't know. Just don't say anything. 231 00:15:11,024 --> 00:15:12,224 And you've not touched him? 232 00:15:12,264 --> 00:15:13,944 No! 233 00:15:13,984 --> 00:15:15,664 I have not! 234 00:15:19,264 --> 00:15:22,304 Hey, do you think they heard that through the wall, huh? 235 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:23,784 Cos the funny thing is, Clive, 236 00:15:23,824 --> 00:15:26,504 I've never heard you and Marie fucking, why's that? 237 00:15:26,544 --> 00:15:28,184 Don't be disgusting. No, why is that? 238 00:15:28,224 --> 00:15:30,664 You know, you're obsessed. Not a peep. 239 00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:32,264 You want to tell me why that is? 240 00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:34,744 I don't know, maybe you're getting it elsewhere? 241 00:15:45,624 --> 00:15:47,184 Don't say anything to George. 242 00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:48,544 I'm asking you seriously. 243 00:15:49,904 --> 00:15:51,064 Don't force him out. 244 00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:53,704 Just be nice to him! 245 00:15:59,824 --> 00:16:00,864 DOOR OPENS 246 00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:16,424 You all right? 247 00:16:19,024 --> 00:16:20,024 Yeah. 248 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,024 Good. 249 00:16:25,224 --> 00:16:27,104 You all right? Yeah. 250 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,624 Is George home? He's in his room. 251 00:16:42,824 --> 00:16:44,624 KNOCKING 252 00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:46,064 It's me. What? 253 00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:49,544 Um, your debt to Mr Struthers, I'll pay that for you, 254 00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:52,064 but you just don't talk to him again, all right? Have you got that? 255 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,784 OK. 256 00:16:55,824 --> 00:16:56,824 And... 257 00:17:03,264 --> 00:17:04,504 ..stay off that thing. 258 00:17:11,904 --> 00:17:13,344 Where did you get to? 259 00:17:13,384 --> 00:17:14,824 I just went out. 260 00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:16,584 You want a word with him next door. 261 00:17:16,624 --> 00:17:18,384 He was playing music SO loud. 262 00:17:23,264 --> 00:17:24,784 What are you doing that for? 263 00:17:24,824 --> 00:17:26,024 Been a while. 264 00:18:21,464 --> 00:18:23,984 I don't give a fuck about stupid little George! 265 00:18:24,024 --> 00:18:26,144 It's the council. If they get a complaint about me 266 00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:30,944 and child porn, there goes my licence. I'd have to close the bar. 267 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,904 Oh, don't be so stupid. 268 00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:35,104 He was in your house. 269 00:18:35,144 --> 00:18:37,304 Go back to the police! 270 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,384 It's not child porn. 271 00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:41,304 George is 16 anyway. 272 00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:45,224 Oh, well, that's a relief. Thanks, Carly. Old enough to bum. 273 00:18:45,264 --> 00:18:47,744 But you have taken away his agency. 274 00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:51,384 Someone as old as you should never be giving advice to someone my age. 275 00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:54,424 Yeah, Carly, here's another piece of advice - fuck off! 276 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:56,144 You asked for that. 277 00:18:56,184 --> 00:18:59,064 You can't stay in that house, Leo. 278 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,344 You've got to move. 279 00:19:00,384 --> 00:19:02,904 It's going to calm down. I listened out last night. 280 00:19:02,944 --> 00:19:04,504 No shouting, nothing. 281 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,784 I just need to change my locks, and then I'm done. 282 00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:11,904 I went 14 years barely saying a word to him, I can do the same again. 283 00:19:13,824 --> 00:19:15,664 Morning, guv. You all right? 284 00:19:15,704 --> 00:19:18,144 Oh, bollocks. 285 00:19:18,184 --> 00:19:20,944 I mean, who's going to finish a job half done? 286 00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:25,224 Clive Goss, the big bad boss has left it in a right mess. 287 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,704 How much is it going to cost me? 288 00:19:26,744 --> 00:19:29,104 Least of your worries. You should go to the police. 289 00:19:29,144 --> 00:19:32,704 He attacked you. That's assault. Pick up the phone and report him. 290 00:19:32,744 --> 00:19:35,304 It wasn't quite assault. He... 291 00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:38,504 Oh. Uh, OK, I need to see what every other venue in 292 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,664 Greater Manchester is charging. Will you make a list? 293 00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:41,904 Yes, boss. Thanks. 294 00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:44,664 It was more like he grabbed me and we kind of jostled a bit, you know? 295 00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:47,424 Seriously, though, listen to me. 296 00:19:47,464 --> 00:19:49,824 He invaded your home. 297 00:19:49,864 --> 00:19:52,744 It's like those men who steal knickers off the line. 298 00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:55,744 It's not a small crime. You should always report them, 299 00:19:55,784 --> 00:19:58,704 because that's an actual fact in policing. 300 00:19:58,744 --> 00:20:01,744 Once a man crosses that line, it can escalate. 301 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,984 I think we're worrying about the wrong person. 302 00:20:04,024 --> 00:20:07,144 OK, George is stuck with that man night and day. 303 00:20:07,184 --> 00:20:09,544 What were their names again, the three boys during lockdown? 304 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:13,304 There was little Jimmy, Hassan, and who was the third one? 305 00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:14,904 Peter Beddoes. 306 00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:16,104 Peter Beddoes... 307 00:20:17,464 --> 00:20:19,424 And that's just the three we know about. 308 00:20:20,984 --> 00:20:23,424 It's funny to think they saved my life last night. 309 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,184 Oh, my God. He's here. 310 00:20:29,464 --> 00:20:31,984 What? Oh, shit. 311 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,184 Right. 312 00:20:38,224 --> 00:20:39,224 You OK? 313 00:20:40,464 --> 00:20:43,264 No. Because you're here. 314 00:20:43,304 --> 00:20:46,624 They turned up, so I let them in. Is that OK? 315 00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:48,144 I just want to finish this job. 316 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:50,744 I'd like a word with you. 317 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,344 In private. 318 00:20:59,064 --> 00:21:00,304 I've got it. 319 00:21:01,824 --> 00:21:03,504 Did I do the right thing? 320 00:21:03,544 --> 00:21:05,344 Oh, brought your bodyguard with you? 321 00:21:05,384 --> 00:21:07,064 I'll knock you flat out, mate. 322 00:21:08,704 --> 00:21:10,584 Listen, you don't want me here and I don't want to be here, 323 00:21:10,624 --> 00:21:12,504 all right? So, I'll get this job done end of the day 324 00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:16,104 and I'll be gone, all right? Ah, you need my money, don't you? 325 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,624 Yeah, and you need that fixed. 326 00:21:19,464 --> 00:21:20,744 Did we say cash? We did. 327 00:21:20,784 --> 00:21:22,664 I've changed my mind. Invoice me. 328 00:21:22,704 --> 00:21:25,224 Because I don't like people who dodge their tax. 329 00:21:25,264 --> 00:21:28,224 But I've still got the job? Yes. 330 00:21:29,704 --> 00:21:33,024 But I have to ask, is everything all right? 331 00:21:34,304 --> 00:21:36,264 With George. Did you say anything? No, no, no, 332 00:21:36,304 --> 00:21:39,024 you do not talk about my son. 333 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:40,944 All right? No word to Saul. 334 00:21:40,984 --> 00:21:43,024 We forget about it and we move on, all right? Are we done? 335 00:21:43,064 --> 00:21:45,104 No, we're not. I have to say something. 336 00:21:45,144 --> 00:21:47,664 Curtis is 58-years-old. 337 00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:50,824 My hus... Ah, my ex is 58. 338 00:21:50,864 --> 00:21:53,184 I met him when he was 44. He is a grown man, 339 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,984 because that is who I go out with, not children. 340 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:59,224 If I have to live next door to you, I am scared. 341 00:22:01,424 --> 00:22:04,384 If that's what you think of me, I am so scared. 342 00:22:06,984 --> 00:22:10,784 You... You terrify me. 343 00:22:10,824 --> 00:22:13,664 Proud of yourself? No, it's... It's OK. 344 00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,824 Look, I can't change your mind, but I'm asking you, 345 00:22:17,864 --> 00:22:20,104 look at where you get this stuff from 346 00:22:20,144 --> 00:22:21,464 and why you believe it. 347 00:22:21,504 --> 00:22:23,144 Cos you'll believe anything online. 348 00:22:23,184 --> 00:22:25,064 You'll believe a shock jock, you'll believe YouTube, 349 00:22:25,104 --> 00:22:28,784 but I live next door to you and you have known me for 14 years. 350 00:22:28,824 --> 00:22:30,664 Why don't you believe me?! 351 00:22:38,784 --> 00:22:40,024 I'll pay you cash. 352 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:53,024 Mikey, am I missing something here, with my dad? 353 00:22:54,544 --> 00:22:56,944 Cos when he kicked off yesterday, 354 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,424 did anyone tell him about my OnlyFans? 355 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,504 No, not in a million years. Why? 356 00:23:02,704 --> 00:23:04,224 Did he say something? 357 00:23:04,264 --> 00:23:07,984 No, it's weird. I got a new subscriber last night, yeah? 358 00:23:08,024 --> 00:23:09,864 And the name says Clive Goss. 359 00:23:09,904 --> 00:23:12,544 You choose your own username, yeah? You don't use your real name. 360 00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:15,344 No-one does. He'd have to pick Clive Goss on purpose. 361 00:23:15,384 --> 00:23:17,744 It can't be him. Then why does it say it? 362 00:23:17,784 --> 00:23:19,224 Mate, it's a fetish. 363 00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:21,824 Someone you know is into father and son. 364 00:23:21,864 --> 00:23:24,664 Oh, Christ. Still, he's paying. Whack it out. 365 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,744 You'd love that.Gimme! BOTH LAUGH 366 00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:31,504 What are you doing tomorrow afternoon? Are you into footy? 367 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,864 Hmm, I like the legs. We're watching the match at my house, 368 00:23:33,904 --> 00:23:35,264 cos I've got this deal with that sportswear. 369 00:23:35,304 --> 00:23:37,944 Do you know 20 Cents? They send crates of beer, 370 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:40,704 I get the lads round, we all just wear 20 Cents T-shirts, 371 00:23:40,744 --> 00:23:42,584 make a bit of content, we have a good laugh. 372 00:23:42,624 --> 00:23:45,704 We get pissed for free, basically. Do you want to come? 373 00:23:45,744 --> 00:23:48,824 You, drunk, in a tight T-shirt? 374 00:23:48,864 --> 00:23:50,064 Works for me. 375 00:23:50,104 --> 00:23:52,184 Your mates might not like it, though. Hey. 376 00:23:53,824 --> 00:23:58,184 Oh, sorry. Did it again! Me and my big mouth. 377 00:23:58,224 --> 00:24:00,664 Me and my big everything. 378 00:24:00,704 --> 00:24:03,064 All right, Daddy, don't report me to the boss. 379 00:24:07,064 --> 00:24:08,544 Fuck sake, Dad, lighten up. 380 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:13,624 Selfie. 381 00:25:05,224 --> 00:25:07,064 FOOTSTEPS THUMPING DOWNSTAIRS 382 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,824 Where do you think you're going? going? Hey, you're grounded! 383 00:25:10,864 --> 00:25:12,544 We told you you're grounded! George! 384 00:25:17,664 --> 00:25:19,424 There you are. 385 00:25:22,704 --> 00:25:23,704 Thank you very much. 386 00:25:25,264 --> 00:25:28,424 You're going to have to refit the wiring in 2027, 387 00:25:28,464 --> 00:25:31,024 because Amendment 4 says so, 388 00:25:31,064 --> 00:25:34,024 to harmonise with European levels. 389 00:25:34,064 --> 00:25:36,184 We never really did leave Europe, did we? 390 00:25:36,224 --> 00:25:37,704 That was all just another lie. 391 00:25:39,144 --> 00:25:40,304 Anyway, it's not my problem, 392 00:25:41,864 --> 00:25:42,904 I'm done. 393 00:25:52,424 --> 00:25:55,664 POUNDING DANCE MUSIC 394 00:25:58,064 --> 00:26:01,264 Hey. Take it home and unload everything, 395 00:26:01,304 --> 00:26:04,544 otherwise the van gets robbed. And I mean everything. 396 00:26:04,584 --> 00:26:05,624 Where are you going? 397 00:26:07,184 --> 00:26:08,304 For a drink. 398 00:26:38,184 --> 00:26:39,544 Hello, handsome. 399 00:27:00,784 --> 00:27:02,504 SIREN WAILS 400 00:27:03,784 --> 00:27:09,104 Hiya. Hi. I'm Zee. Yeah, I know. 401 00:27:09,144 --> 00:27:10,864 Yeah. 402 00:27:10,904 --> 00:27:13,304 Hi, then, George. Hello. 403 00:27:13,344 --> 00:27:14,864 Yeah. Great. 404 00:27:16,704 --> 00:27:19,224 So what are you thinking? 405 00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:21,224 Where do you want to go? I'm not being funny, 406 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:24,424 but do you even get served in pubs? Yeah, I'm not a kid. 407 00:27:24,464 --> 00:27:27,584 OK. Well, I'm buying, just in case. 408 00:27:27,624 --> 00:27:30,144 I don't want to go to Canal Street. Not with my brother 409 00:27:30,184 --> 00:27:33,184 and my dad and the man next door. And, anyway, 410 00:27:33,224 --> 00:27:36,624 not being rude, but it's a bit past it, isn't it? 411 00:27:36,664 --> 00:27:38,264 It's all a bit old. 412 00:27:38,304 --> 00:27:39,464 It is a bit, yeah. 413 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,144 How about Northern Quarter? 414 00:27:42,184 --> 00:27:44,224 Yeah. That's good. Great. 415 00:27:49,704 --> 00:27:53,384 POUNDING DANCE MUSIC 416 00:27:58,464 --> 00:27:59,664 Come on in! 417 00:28:02,464 --> 00:28:03,464 Hiya. 418 00:28:29,384 --> 00:28:30,384 Front bar to office. 419 00:28:30,424 --> 00:28:32,504 There could be trouble, your mate's back. 420 00:28:42,504 --> 00:28:44,384 I thought you were done. What are you doing here? 421 00:28:44,424 --> 00:28:46,864 If this is my son's life, then let me see it. Clive, don't make 422 00:28:46,904 --> 00:28:49,904 any trouble. You told me to learn, so here I am. 423 00:28:49,944 --> 00:28:51,824 I reckon this is the one bar round here 424 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:53,824 that people will leave me alone in. 425 00:28:53,864 --> 00:28:56,344 OK, exclusion zone, I get it. Right. 426 00:28:58,184 --> 00:29:01,224 What's she doing here? No, no, no, you can sit over here. 427 00:29:01,264 --> 00:29:02,464 OK. 428 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,424 Hey, darling, you go on a break. What can I get you? 429 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:11,624 Uh-huh. 430 00:29:18,264 --> 00:29:21,104 Scenes of violence that some viewers may find distressing 431 00:29:21,144 --> 00:29:23,144 And my dad's all right. I mean, I don't think he's happy, 432 00:29:23,184 --> 00:29:24,944 but he doesn't go on about it. 433 00:29:24,984 --> 00:29:26,784 Just keeps saying, "He," and then he's like, "Oh, sorry, 434 00:29:26,824 --> 00:29:29,904 "sorry, sorry,' all the time, but a lot of people do that. 435 00:29:29,944 --> 00:29:33,264 That's amazing, though. You're amazing. 436 00:29:33,304 --> 00:29:35,344 No, I'm not. I just wake up every day 437 00:29:35,384 --> 00:29:36,944 and get on with it. 438 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:39,304 If I can do it, anyone can. 439 00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:42,144 Cos when I said about Canal Street, 440 00:29:42,184 --> 00:29:45,104 I mean, I have been there before. Never went inside. 441 00:29:45,144 --> 00:29:48,744 I just kind of, you know, walked up and down and then went home. 442 00:29:48,784 --> 00:29:50,624 Because? 443 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,824 Er, you know, 444 00:29:52,864 --> 00:29:56,904 I'm kind of a bit gay, I suppose. 445 00:29:56,944 --> 00:29:58,504 Or bi maybe. 446 00:29:58,544 --> 00:30:01,024 Great. Good for you. 447 00:30:01,064 --> 00:30:03,424 Is that all right? It's brilliant. 448 00:30:03,464 --> 00:30:04,504 I've just never said it before. 449 00:30:04,544 --> 00:30:07,104 Well, now you have. Did the world end? No. 450 00:30:07,144 --> 00:30:08,704 Well, then. 451 00:30:08,744 --> 00:30:10,224 I said it. You see? 452 00:30:10,264 --> 00:30:12,384 All you needed was a night out with me. 453 00:30:12,424 --> 00:30:16,304 Don't tell anyone, though. No. I won't. 454 00:30:16,344 --> 00:30:18,104 But you're ready now, George. 455 00:30:18,144 --> 00:30:20,464 You've said it once, you can say it again. 456 00:30:20,504 --> 00:30:22,384 Think what it was like for me. I had to come out to my parents 457 00:30:22,424 --> 00:30:24,304 and tell them that I was a woman, and then I had to tell them 458 00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:25,704 that I was a lesbian. 459 00:30:25,744 --> 00:30:28,144 OK? You're still in nappies compared to me, kid. 460 00:30:32,024 --> 00:30:34,464 Aayushi. Hiya. Did you hear? 461 00:30:34,504 --> 00:30:37,384 Beryl's back in town. And she's better. 462 00:30:37,424 --> 00:30:38,504 No way. 463 00:30:38,544 --> 00:30:40,304 We're going to go and see her now, she's back in the old flat. 464 00:30:40,344 --> 00:30:41,904 Oh, come with us. Do you want to? 465 00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:44,504 Yeah. 466 00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:48,264 467 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,024 468 00:30:50,064 --> 00:30:53,784 something nice 469 00:30:53,824 --> 00:30:55,064 470 00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:58,744 right... 471 00:30:58,784 --> 00:30:59,864 Hi! 472 00:31:03,184 --> 00:31:05,624 473 00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:09,624 Fuck sake, Zee, where have you been? 474 00:31:09,664 --> 00:31:11,024 SQUEALS: Come here! 475 00:31:12,584 --> 00:31:16,864 I thought I was never going to see you again. No, I'm back for good! 476 00:31:16,904 --> 00:31:20,304 Er, this is George. George, this is Beryl, 477 00:31:20,344 --> 00:31:22,104 otherwise known as Beryl the Peril, 478 00:31:22,144 --> 00:31:24,384 otherwise known as The Travesty. 479 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,584 I am mother. She is mother. 480 00:31:26,624 --> 00:31:30,264 Come here. Oh, fuck sake, what is that? 481 00:31:30,304 --> 00:31:32,984 Is that Lynx Africa? How much did you put on? 482 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:34,064 Is it too much? 483 00:31:34,104 --> 00:31:37,264 It's the entire continent, darling. I can smell zebra. 484 00:31:37,304 --> 00:31:39,024 LAUGHTER 485 00:31:40,544 --> 00:31:43,704 POUNDING DANCE MUSIC 486 00:31:46,824 --> 00:31:49,144 Just the one. Ready? 487 00:31:49,184 --> 00:31:52,264 Oh, just one more. Oh, he learns fast! 488 00:31:52,304 --> 00:31:53,824 Seven. 489 00:31:53,864 --> 00:31:55,304 Cheers. Cheers! 490 00:32:41,744 --> 00:32:42,984 How are you? 491 00:32:49,144 --> 00:32:51,264 My name is Regime, the queen of your dreams, 492 00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:53,184 and I declare, ladies and gents, 493 00:32:53,224 --> 00:32:55,384 others and neithers, bitches and fuckboys, 494 00:32:55,424 --> 00:32:59,304 nutters and mothers, tonight is going to be a night! 495 00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:00,824 Woo! 496 00:33:28,304 --> 00:33:29,544 No. 497 00:33:29,584 --> 00:33:31,984 I'm not the only one in school. There's this boy, Winston. 498 00:33:32,024 --> 00:33:34,584 He's amazing. These three girls, they're like a threesome, 499 00:33:34,624 --> 00:33:38,424 like properly. And there's this boy in the canteen. He's so fit. 500 00:33:40,344 --> 00:33:41,904 Two, one. 501 00:33:43,144 --> 00:33:45,824 CHEERING 502 00:33:45,864 --> 00:33:46,864 Looks so good. 503 00:33:49,024 --> 00:33:51,144 Oi, you. Have you chosen your name yet? 504 00:33:51,184 --> 00:33:53,864 Still can't decide. What do you mean? 505 00:33:53,904 --> 00:33:56,264 I'm called Zee, but it's just a placeholder. I got stuck with it. 506 00:33:56,304 --> 00:33:58,264 I've got three choices. 507 00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:00,264 Annabel, Flo, 508 00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:02,344 not Florence, just Flo, 509 00:34:02,384 --> 00:34:05,224 and Rachel. So, what do you think? 510 00:34:05,264 --> 00:34:09,624 Well, it's not up to me. But for you, Zeelinda, 511 00:34:09,664 --> 00:34:12,544 it is time to decide! 512 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:13,984 LAUGHTER 513 00:34:38,984 --> 00:34:41,664 Right. You three turn around. 514 00:34:43,264 --> 00:34:44,904 Zee, you can look now. 515 00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:50,104 Oh. Your true name is your choice. 516 00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:53,424 So, pick the right one. 517 00:34:53,464 --> 00:34:58,224 Because your name is written on the back of 518 00:34:58,264 --> 00:34:59,824 the last person you'd fuck. 519 00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:02,344 Oh, surely not! Got to choose! 520 00:35:02,384 --> 00:35:04,024 Not me. You've had me. 521 00:35:04,064 --> 00:35:05,984 LAUGHTER 522 00:35:06,024 --> 00:35:08,744 CHANTING: Choose, choose, choose! Choose, choose, choose! 523 00:35:22,184 --> 00:35:25,584 OK, I'm sorry, George. Sorry. 524 00:35:27,384 --> 00:35:28,664 Reveal the name! 525 00:35:35,864 --> 00:35:37,064 Oh, my God. 526 00:35:41,464 --> 00:35:42,504 Flo. 527 00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:48,344 I love it! My name's Flo! 528 00:35:48,384 --> 00:35:50,824 CHEERING 529 00:36:04,544 --> 00:36:05,584 We look good. 530 00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:06,944 531 00:36:06,984 --> 00:36:09,984 532 00:36:10,024 --> 00:36:11,864 533 00:36:27,344 --> 00:36:28,544 BEEPING 534 00:36:30,224 --> 00:36:34,864 Boss, to the back? Yeah, I need to go. OK, just go. Go. 535 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:40,344 Oi, Sir. Is that really you, Sir? 536 00:36:40,384 --> 00:36:42,904 Lads, get here quickly. Need help. Straight away. 537 00:36:44,664 --> 00:36:46,664 Fucking freak. Stop it! Stop it! 538 00:36:50,304 --> 00:36:51,304 Hey! 539 00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:53,984 Hanna. Get an ambulance! 540 00:37:21,744 --> 00:37:24,904 Right, when you get home, go straight to the bathroom. 541 00:37:24,944 --> 00:37:27,304 Cos you're going to need more than water, OK? 542 00:37:27,344 --> 00:37:29,864 Find your mum's make-up remover. Just rub it in and wipe it off. 543 00:37:29,904 --> 00:37:31,504 I had the best time. 544 00:37:31,544 --> 00:37:33,544 So did I. You're amazing. 545 00:37:35,304 --> 00:37:37,104 Right. Get home to bed. 546 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,544 And as soon as you get in, take it off. 547 00:37:48,104 --> 00:37:50,104 Yes, bro, that's right. Know what I'm saying, innit? 548 00:37:50,144 --> 00:37:51,504 LAUGHTER 549 00:38:08,664 --> 00:38:09,664 Hey. 550 00:38:10,904 --> 00:38:14,224 I just wanted to say thank you. I can get you a cab. 551 00:38:14,264 --> 00:38:16,144 I've got one coming. I can put it on account. 552 00:38:16,184 --> 00:38:17,544 I'm not poor. 553 00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:20,864 Well, you were great. Thanks. 554 00:38:20,904 --> 00:38:24,224 So, she's a teacher? And is it she? 555 00:38:24,264 --> 00:38:27,984 She, yeah, when she's in drag. She calls herself Regime, 556 00:38:28,024 --> 00:38:29,664 and when he's out of drag it's Martin. 557 00:38:29,704 --> 00:38:31,544 And, yes, he is a teacher, an English teacher. 558 00:38:31,584 --> 00:38:33,264 He's on supply at Union Street. 559 00:38:35,344 --> 00:38:37,104 They were kids from his class. 560 00:38:37,144 --> 00:38:39,464 I've got her blood on me, you think that's safe? 561 00:38:41,344 --> 00:38:42,984 Yeah, definitely. 562 00:38:43,024 --> 00:38:44,384 Well, I mean, I don't know, 563 00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:46,184 it's up to Martin, it's none of our business. 564 00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:48,064 But it doesn't matter. You know, that was... 565 00:38:48,104 --> 00:38:50,024 It's not like the old days. 566 00:38:50,064 --> 00:38:52,544 Blood isn't dangerous. That was a long time ago. 567 00:38:52,584 --> 00:38:54,144 Yeah, well, you'd know, wouldn't you? 568 00:38:55,784 --> 00:38:56,784 Yes. 569 00:38:59,384 --> 00:39:00,384 HIV positive. 570 00:39:02,104 --> 00:39:04,944 32 years, I'm absolutely fine, thank you. 571 00:39:07,984 --> 00:39:09,664 It's not a problem, is it? 572 00:39:09,704 --> 00:39:12,944 It's not real anyway, is it? HIV. 573 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:15,264 Billions of dollars spent on nothing. 574 00:39:16,784 --> 00:39:20,144 That's not me saying that, it's one of the Kennedys, 575 00:39:20,184 --> 00:39:23,184 United States Secretary of Health. Yeah, well, fuck me, he's wrong. 576 00:39:23,224 --> 00:39:25,344 Yeah, well, you would say that, wouldn't you? Yeah, well, I would, 577 00:39:25,384 --> 00:39:28,824 because I became positive in 1994 578 00:39:28,864 --> 00:39:31,584 and I've lived through this. I'm sorry, but you have not. 579 00:39:35,144 --> 00:39:37,424 And you know what pisses me off? 580 00:39:37,464 --> 00:39:38,464 Me. 581 00:39:39,584 --> 00:39:40,864 Cos I just said sorry. 582 00:39:43,504 --> 00:39:46,744 All these years since 1994 I've been apologising 583 00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:48,824 to men like you saying, "Sorry", and, "Thank you", 584 00:39:48,864 --> 00:39:51,464 and, "Please", and, "Oh, I hope you don't mind," 585 00:39:51,504 --> 00:39:53,224 cos that's how we fit in. 586 00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:56,664 Every day, 587 00:39:56,704 --> 00:40:00,144 we crush ourselves and beg to be liked, 588 00:40:00,184 --> 00:40:01,824 our eyes like fucking puppies. 589 00:40:01,864 --> 00:40:03,784 Well, you know what? To hell with all that. 590 00:40:03,824 --> 00:40:06,024 I am not sorry, and I do not thank you, 591 00:40:06,064 --> 00:40:08,704 not for anything, not ever, so fuck off! 592 00:40:10,584 --> 00:40:14,864 Just... Just, just, just go back, get off my street 593 00:40:14,904 --> 00:40:19,264 and go home. And here. Take that. 594 00:40:19,304 --> 00:40:22,504 I don't need it. No, you know what you say? You say thank you, Clive. 595 00:40:22,544 --> 00:40:23,824 You say thank you to me. 596 00:40:31,184 --> 00:40:34,184 the same way I've been thanking you and your kind for six decades! 597 00:40:41,824 --> 00:40:43,024 Thank you. 598 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:46,584 Yes. 599 00:40:46,624 --> 00:40:48,104 Yes! 600 00:40:51,664 --> 00:40:52,704 Yes! 601 00:41:23,304 --> 00:41:24,744 DOOR OPENS 602 00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:32,664 Are you all right? Yeah. 603 00:41:33,744 --> 00:41:35,464 Your dad's not in, so you got lucky. 604 00:41:36,544 --> 00:41:37,824 Just this once, OK? 605 00:41:57,504 --> 00:42:00,464 DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS 606 00:42:01,504 --> 00:42:02,584 Where have you been? 607 00:42:16,384 --> 00:42:17,744 Knock, knock. 608 00:42:20,464 --> 00:42:23,104 Drink some of this and you'll feel better in the morning. 609 00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,464 Where did you get to? 610 00:42:47,504 --> 00:42:49,144 Out. 611 00:42:49,184 --> 00:42:50,384 What's wrong? Nothing. 612 00:42:51,544 --> 00:42:53,704 What's wrong with your hand? Jesus Christ. 613 00:43:12,864 --> 00:43:14,904 614 00:43:16,624 --> 00:43:18,464 615 00:43:20,664 --> 00:43:22,664 616 00:43:24,624 --> 00:43:26,024 617 00:43:27,144 --> 00:43:28,864 618 00:43:28,904 --> 00:43:30,904 619 00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:32,984 620 00:43:34,984 --> 00:43:37,264 621 00:43:37,304 --> 00:43:38,784 622 00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:41,664 lose... 623 00:44:00,864 --> 00:44:02,544 PHONE PINGS 624 00:44:53,864 --> 00:44:56,944 I swear it gets madder and madder, that family next door. 625 00:44:56,984 --> 00:45:00,104 As if gay little George, the artful fucking dodger, 626 00:45:00,144 --> 00:45:02,344 wasn't bad enough, and his mad, bad dad. 627 00:45:02,384 --> 00:45:05,424 Oh, guess what, he's into HIV denial now. 628 00:45:05,464 --> 00:45:07,704 And there was a fight last night at the club. 629 00:45:07,744 --> 00:45:09,384 We've got so much to catch up on. 630 00:45:09,424 --> 00:45:10,904 Oh, and on top of everything else, 631 00:45:10,944 --> 00:45:12,984 they're having one of their football days next door, 632 00:45:13,024 --> 00:45:15,624 so it's going to be a bit noisy. Maybe we should go out for lunch. 633 00:45:15,664 --> 00:45:19,224 No, I've got lunch all sorted. I've got a surprise. 634 00:45:19,264 --> 00:45:20,904 Come outside, help me carry it. 635 00:45:24,224 --> 00:45:26,864 So, what's the surprise? Have a look. 636 00:45:29,064 --> 00:45:33,224 Oh, my God! Albertine called. She was having a party for her dad, 637 00:45:33,264 --> 00:45:35,544 he fell over, he's in hospital. Oh. Oh, boo. 638 00:45:35,584 --> 00:45:37,784 And all of this is going to waste. 639 00:45:37,824 --> 00:45:40,144 Buffet! The best food in the world. 640 00:45:40,184 --> 00:45:42,784 Beige food, it's all going spare. 641 00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:46,184 LEO LAUGHS 642 00:45:46,224 --> 00:45:48,824 So, what did you say? There was a fight? 643 00:45:48,864 --> 00:45:51,304 Yeah, last night. And he was there, Clive Goss, 644 00:45:51,344 --> 00:45:54,304 Goss the Boss. I think he's a jinx. 645 00:45:54,344 --> 00:45:56,384 I truly think he is a bad luck charm, 646 00:45:56,424 --> 00:45:58,824 because this whole trouble kicked off 647 00:45:58,864 --> 00:46:01,024 with that one-night stand, Eddie. 648 00:46:01,064 --> 00:46:02,904 That was the day I had to go over to Clive's house. 649 00:46:02,944 --> 00:46:04,184 When was that? 650 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:09,024 Do you remember? Then he installed the bloody key safe. 651 00:46:11,024 --> 00:46:12,544 Then he ended up working at mine. 652 00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:17,024 Next thing you know, George takes the key and helps himself. 653 00:46:18,624 --> 00:46:20,624 Then I find Clive in my house. 654 00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:25,104 And he's there when this fight breaks out. 655 00:46:25,144 --> 00:46:26,144 Hey! 656 00:46:27,704 --> 00:46:30,624 Swear to God, that's the end of it. I've had enough. 657 00:47:12,504 --> 00:47:15,504 Subtitles by Red Bee Media